- EDITORIAL
- YOU CAN LEARN TO COOK (by MUNOXXUS)
- A POETIC INTERLUDE (by L.D. Sparling)
- CONSIDER THE FOLLOWIN (STAINED HANES)
- THE DIET OF RICHARD SIMMONS (by MICHAEL VAN GORE)
- CEREAL IS HUMAN DOG FOOD (by Danny Sobor)
- WHERE'S THE BEEF (by PESKY PLUMBER)
- FAN MAIL (by Nick Dove)
- MEANWHILE, IN QUEENS (by LUKE FALLON)
- THE BALLAD OF JEAN HENRI (by Nick Dove)
- A POETIC INTERLUDE (by Hister Grant)
- OLD GLORY (by Danny Sobor)
- MAD AT THE INTERNET (by ETCviper)
- YEAR-END LIST (by Jade Wootton)
- AN ODE TO COFFEE (by Danny Sobor)
- 5 POEMS (by Isobel McHattie)
With Art by:
- Teabirdy
- NICO